That's Tom O'Connor
standing over there
He's a Gambling man
He puts another token in the fruit machine
And glances at the beauty queen
Who looks so awfuly bored by it all
She's only here on holiday.
She sips her empty
glass by accident
And looks a little like herself
And here comes last years has been
tripping up the beauty queen
Completely by mistake
"Cantankerous young rake"
They're all here
tonight
They came for just one reason
They stand accused of treason
They haven't got the keys 'n'
Anyway the fuckin flat's freezin
So? Well? Why not?
At least it's hot
The band should all be shot, of course
Some people like 'em alot, of course
I've heard better music from a cot. So? Well?
Why not, Whata we got etc. etc.
At least it's hot.